An American friend of mine sent me the following email and I would be grateful for suggested responses.
Original message follows:
> Dear ------,
>
>I just heard a funny, funny thing on TV. A program called
>"Just Shoot Me" about working at a fashion magazine had an
>episode tonight in which one of the slutty female fashion
>editors had started dating a tall, dark Elvis haired
>magician with an English accent that acted very, very gay.
>He acted so gay that a male photographer at the magazine
>thought the magician was hitting on him and wanted to warn
>the female editor. When he told the editor, she said she
>knew right away and was dating the magician for because she
>liked his flambouyant lifestyle. At the magician's show
>backstage, the magician cornered the photographer again and
>got very close saying he wanted to share something. At that
>point, the photographer said "let me guess, you're gay".
>The magician said "gay, I'm not gay. Why do you think I'm
>gay?" He then was defending himself as to why his behavior
>was over the top along with his clothes. He said he was a
>showman and it was a flambouyant image. Then the magician
>asked the photographer if he had told the editor. Then, the
>magician went and asked the female editor whom he was dating
>if she thought he was gay. She said "of course I think
>you're gay". He said "how can you say that. I'm not gay,
>I'm British!!!"
>
>Haaaaaah. What a hoot.
>
>>>
Here is my first idea:
------
"You're obviously easily amused. If they ever start a dedicated Benny Hill cable channel, you'll never have to turn off the TV."
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Your suggestions are welcome.
Original message follows:
> Dear ------,
>
>I just heard a funny, funny thing on TV. A program called
>"Just Shoot Me" about working at a fashion magazine had an
>episode tonight in which one of the slutty female fashion
>editors had started dating a tall, dark Elvis haired
>magician with an English accent that acted very, very gay.
>He acted so gay that a male photographer at the magazine
>thought the magician was hitting on him and wanted to warn
>the female editor. When he told the editor, she said she
>knew right away and was dating the magician for because she
>liked his flambouyant lifestyle. At the magician's show
>backstage, the magician cornered the photographer again and
>got very close saying he wanted to share something. At that
>point, the photographer said "let me guess, you're gay".
>The magician said "gay, I'm not gay. Why do you think I'm
>gay?" He then was defending himself as to why his behavior
>was over the top along with his clothes. He said he was a
>showman and it was a flambouyant image. Then the magician
>asked the photographer if he had told the editor. Then, the
>magician went and asked the female editor whom he was dating
>if she thought he was gay. She said "of course I think
>you're gay". He said "how can you say that. I'm not gay,
>I'm British!!!"
>
>Haaaaaah. What a hoot.
>
>>>
Here is my first idea:
------
"You're obviously easily amused. If they ever start a dedicated Benny Hill cable channel, you'll never have to turn off the TV."
------
Your suggestions are welcome.
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